I HAD A DREAM.
In my dream, Gov. Christie was holding a press conference to announce he was going on a weight loss program because he realized his health was in danger. During the press conference, Christie outlines how difficult it will be to lose weight, and explains how important it is for him to do. He then takes a few questions from the media.
Christie then appears to wrap up the press conference. He thanks everyone, and starts walking from the podium. But then he suddenly turns around and returns. He says “one more thing. I am going on a diet because my health is at great risk. But there’s something else, the health of which is at great risk. That’s the United States. Our federal government imperils the health and future of our great nation. Our government needs to go on a diet. That is why I have decided to accepted the request of Mitt Romney to run for Vice President.”
(Romney then suddenly emerges from a door, and we have a winning ticket for November)
I Had a Dream Involving Gov. Chris Christie
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